So, I have been single for 8 years now.
I have a nice big king size bed… and I STILL only sleep on one side. In fact, not only do I only use one side, I always use the SAME side, and I can usually be found on the very edge.
Maybe someday Brad Paisley, Tim McGraw, Gary Allan, or that dude from Hawaii 5-0 will need a place to crash. 
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I had to laugh. Me too. Though after I thought about it, it’s because the alarm clock is on that side. I also end up sleeping on the edge of the seam teetering between the bed and thin air with two kids sprawled across the bed by the time most mornings roll around.
Let me know how the Brad, Tim, Gary, dude thing goes lol I could use a tip or two
Lib x
hehehe, I’m married and i wouldnt mind if Brad or Tim knocked on my door!!! Is that wrong??? :=}
This is so funny! I can relate to this post. When I was pregnant and shared a bed with a 6.4″ man I slept on right side at the very edge, now that I’m a single mom and co-sleep with my little man (who will most likely be 6.4″ + ) I still take the right side on the very edge – while he TAKES IT ALL!
Oh, and my door dream was shattered a few months ago – when Ricky Martin came out of the closet I no longer had fantasies of him ever crashing over! But Brad Paisley is not bad…hehe.
-NLGmama
hmmm I’d take Tim and Gary – guess I better watch Hawaii Five O to figure out who else you are talking about.