Tips on Dating Profile Pics

So being single at almost 40 may have its perks. I don’t have to share my DVR , I am free to paint my walls pink, and I don’t have to share my walk in closet. However… looking for romance or love can be a drag. Pickins are slim. To those men out there posting profiles and reaching out to me. Here are a few pointers.

1. This is my current profile picture.

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This is a proper profile picture. Close to the face.. .looks just like me. Recent. The other photos show more of me – some full length some half body type stuff. I don’t have any of me in a bikini because a) thats tacky b) I don’t look good in a bikini.

Tip #1 – If you have man boobs or general flabbiness. Just leave on the shirt. Its much more flattering. And if you wear a sport coat – don’t forget your shirt unless you are Channing Tatum or Matt Bohmer.

 

Tip #2 – Don’t use an awkward family photo for your picture either. It is never attractive.

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Tip #3 – You are not Chris Hemsworth. I promise using his picture as your own will be a let down.

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Tip #4 – Mock Turtlenecks is NEVER a good look.

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AND FINALLY

Tip #5 – IF you are a cross dresser. I am not interested. READ MY PROFILE. I actually state that I am looking for a man’s man, hunter fisherman “good ole boy” country dude. Not sure how this guy thought I would be interested. Maybe its the pink hair.

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And this folks is why I am forever alone. Dating at almost 40 kind of SUCKS.

Diary of a Single Mom – Ana

Want to see more nightmares of onine dating life… check out this blog post. Complete with the Adult Baby and Creepy Asian Lover.

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I am a self proclaimed crafty girl with a love for everything from paper to pixels. I can often be somewhere online while I am waiting for the paint to dry on my latest experimentation. I am a social marketing professional whose passion for delicious food and good cooking began as a young girl. A mother of three voracious, food loving daughters (including one vegan). I am a California girl currently living in Happy Valley, UT.

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